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Lady Celery

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Endevours of a Wicked Witch

Please check out my new blog for which I invited my best friend in the world, the wicked witch, who I recently woke up from a five thousand year long sleep, to write about her experiences in the modern world.

“As life is absurd in its entirety I shall write ironically about it, whilst being completely serious. I give a voice to the darkest of urges within my soul.

 – The Wicked Witch –

 

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The Twilight Sage – Proof That Bella cheated on Edward

When I read the twilight saga I had a fresh baby that would only fall asleep when we were out and about in town and wake up immediately if I would go home. That left me stuck homeless for 2 hours a day. After a while I went to the book store for the first time after giving birth and discovered the first book. This seemed perfect for my mushy brain that was damaged from sleep deprivation as well as lack of nutrients from nursing non-stop. So I bought it and ended up reading all of the books in cafes while the little one had her nap. But here is the main thing that has always bothered me in the story: Continue reading “The Twilight Sage – Proof That Bella cheated on Edward”

Fasting Retreat for Aspiring Prophets // Found your OWN Religion

Are you an aspiring prophet just about to channel the word of God into writing? Or simply a devout person who wants to gain credebility as a holy man ? Than this might be just for you:
Continue reading “Fasting Retreat for Aspiring Prophets // Found your OWN Religion”

Some Musik

I only have a Youtube to be able to like my favourite content, however, if you would like to know my taste in musik please check out this link. I think this playlist says a lot about the opposite souls I carry.

Have a wonderful week:-)

How to Take a Relaxing Bath (for guys)

A little while ago I wrote How to take a relaxing bath – for girls, And ever since then the guys out there have been demanding one for them. So here it goes: Continue reading “How to Take a Relaxing Bath (for guys)”

Two Books That Changed My Life

 

Here I will introduce two books in the order in which I discovered them for myself. Both books caused big revelations in me and one of them was a great help in dealing with my major depression at that time. Continue reading “Two Books That Changed My Life”

I am a Pancake

I always thought of myself as a flexible, even sportive person. Then  some months ago I noticed that years of not really training have finally caught up with me and there are a lot of things that I cannot do anymore. Like going down into the bridge. Coming up from the bridge. Doing the splits. Grabing my hands behind my back. Yoe see where I am going. Continue reading “I am a Pancake”

How to Calm Your Baby Down

In this post I will share with you what I have learned from raising my baby who cried excessively. I guarantee an improvement for all organically healthy babies. I will write this in 8 steps that protect your baby in case you have started to develop violent phantasies or even impulses: Continue reading “How to Calm Your Baby Down”

Some Shows to Watch:

Here I would like to give you some recommendations for when you want to stare into the box. Some are really deep and important while some are purely for entertainment. Continue reading “Some Shows to Watch:”

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